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"Your resume reads like a LinkedIn bot having an existential crisis. 'Results-oriented team player'? That's corporate speak for 'I have a pulse.'"

"You listed Microsoft Office as a skill. It's 2025. That's like bragging you know how to use a doorknob."

"Three pages for two years of experience? I've seen shorter novels with more character development."

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  • 3-5 critical issues
  • 60-second read
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  • 10+ detailed fixes
  • ATS compatibility score
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  • AI-rewritten resume (2 versions)
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Questions? Answers.

Is this actually helpful or just jokes?

Both! The roast is entertaining, but every critique comes with actionable advice. Our AI is trained on thousands of successful resumes.

What file formats do you accept?

PDF and DOCX files up to 5MB. We recommend PDF for best results.

How fast will I get my results?

Quick Roast and Full Burn are instant. Phoenix Package takes 2-5 minutes for the complete transformation.

Is my resume data secure?

Yes. We use enterprise-grade encryption and never share your data. Your resume is automatically deleted after processing.

Can I get a refund?

Absolutely. If you're not satisfied, email us within 24 hours for a full refund. No questions asked.